Male Chauvinist Jokes:

Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb?
         A: None, the chick can wash in the dark.
         (Thanks Sue!)

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
          A: Tell her to get back to work!

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything! -- Tim Allen

Women! Can't Live With em', pass the beer nuts! -- Norm

Women! You can't live with them... And they can't pee standing up!

Women have but two faults: everything they say and everything they do!

Two hands, two hooters... God knew what he was doing!

WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
ut please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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