Men are like...

Laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you.

Bananas...the older they get, the less firm they are.

Weather...nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Blenders...you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Commercials...you can't believe a word they say.

Government bonds...they take so long to mature.

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