Pickup Lines 
Now I haven't personally tested each of these, but they come from a very good
source(a Double Agent). Of course, words from your own heart are always the
best (ok, not always), but these are always here if you need them!
Lick your finger and touch
yourself and the girl, and then say, "Let's get out of these wet clothes." --Courtesy
of Honda235
- Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you
right here!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
- Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
you
- My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
- That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming
too
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right,
and I'll do it your way right away
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to
it
- I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker"
around with
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby you're the Bomb
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
- Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you seen one?
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all
day long for a quarter
- Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
- If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag
- If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town
- Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this
song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must
have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
- I look good on you
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit
you between the Holidays?
- You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one
more going to hurt?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine
- Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away
- Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
- I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
- My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and
serve hot
- Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
long
- You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
- Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without
me
- Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl
of my dreams
- The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the
word
- Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves
ahead, yield?
- Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night
long
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room
- Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
- Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo
- You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
- The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for
your tongue
- Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's
why I don't go there anymore"
- Hi, my name is Skippy, and like the peanut butter, I stick to the roof of
your mouth
- Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but you've been dying to kiss me all night.
- Hey
- Excuse me, I think you have my chair, but I don't mind if you sit there.
- Hi, wanna dance/go out sometime/go get something to eat/play monopoly?
- Coach told me to picture things in my mind before I do them. Do you like
the top or bottom?
- Wanna trade pins/hats/leis? How about clothes?
- If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
- If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
- Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy: Falling from heaven.