1. "Are you ready to leave" -- Definition of the word "yes"
2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
3. Elementary map reading
4. Crying and law enforcement
5. Advanced math seminar -- programming your VCR
6. You can go shopping for less than four hours
7. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast
8. The seven-outfit week
9. PMS -- It's YOUR problem, not mine (formerly "It's happened monthly since puberty - DEAL WITH IT!")
10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
13. Driving IV: Makeup and driving - It's as simple as oil and water
14. The Super Bowl: More than just a game with good commercials
15. Telephone translations (formerly ""Me too" equals "I Love You")
16: How to earn your own money
17. Gift giving fundamentals (formerly "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
18. Putting the seat down by yourself: Potential energy is on your side!
19. Know when to say when: The limits of makeup
20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": You don't wash your bra after every wear do you?
21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: Let's let if drop.
22. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
23. Yes, you can buy condoms
24. Joys of the remote control: Reaping the benefits of 50+ channels
25. What goes around comes around: Why his credit card is not a toy
26 The Penis: His best friend can be yours
27. His poker games: Deal yourself out
28: Commitment Schmitment (formerly "Wedlock Schmedlock")
29: "To Honor and Obey": Remembering the small print above "I Do"
30. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house
31. Your mate: Selfish bastard or victimized sensitive man-child healing his father wound by expressing the latent wild man within?

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