Wives & Marriage Jokes:

Marriage...the end of a perfectly good sex life.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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