Women's Intelligence Jokes:

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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