Women Talk Too Much Jokes:

Q. How can you tell when a woman is lying?
A. Her lips are moving!
--Courtesy of SWOOD1340

A man ran over 4 ladies while driving down a country road and he kept going. After a few miles he felt guilty so he went back to see how bad things were. When he got back there a farmer was just filling in the last grave. The driver asked "Were they all dead?" The farmer replied "Two of them said they weren't, but you know how they lie."
--Courtesy of SWOOD1340

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

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